The UBN crisis has been solved

This 25th of November representatives from Uthana gathered with the leaders of Aonia and Femallium to discuss a solution to the crisis our countries faced last month regarding the title of the greenest country. After a lot of discussion, they were able to reach a compromise that benefited everyone and especially our country.

To solve the issue about the title of the greenest country, Aonia and Femallium will hold a three-year competition to determine who is worthy of the title. This competition will be held after our representatives and the leaders of Femalium ask for forgiveness to Aonia’s gods in the trial of the high priest for the unecological business some of our citizens got into.

Our countries will also promise to not partake in these unecological actions again and we will take actions against the criminals by our own means. The competition will only start after this and Uthana will also participate not as contestants but as the jury. Some of our citizens will have to eat the newly discovered “flower of truth” to have an unbiased point of view and they will decide who is the greenest country between Aonia and Femallium.

Although we won’t be able to compete for the title which we could deservedly own since Uthana is much greener than Aionia or Femallium, we would have a much better reward. For our hard work as juries in the contest, we will be allowed to have free access to both countries, that way we will have contact with the citizens there (specially female citizens) and we will be able to invite them to live the Uthana dream. Our representatives believe that our female population will grow immensely thanks to this because we could save many women from their awful destiny in Aionia and a lot of women in Femalium could be drawned to our happy lives in Uthana.